A huge thanks to our A.M. Armada of Morning Rush employees, listeners, support staff, counselors and stablemates! These people make it worth coming into the CSWT 660 studios every single morning — even though our contract only stipulates that we be here once per week. In fact, the other mornings, the outer door is usually locked. Our keycards don’t work. I guess they’re on some kind of timer.
Hit the jump for our current list, as of May 1, 2015!
Chris Russell, chair lumbar support expert
Mike Caron, mousetrap wrangler
Jared Counts, plumbing dynamics
Chris Hinojosa, sound physicist
Justin Gorinsky, fashion consultant
Brian Riese, microphone height adjuster
ghastlycartographer, ghost mapper
Eben Sullivan, mixologist
Sam Kelly, coffee procurer
Michael Bencomo, cereal pourer
NativeRunner, farmhand
Jay Wood, pest control
John Svitek, keyboard comfort angle consultant
Uther Dean, gym technician
Susi Stuart, legal consultant
Jeremiah Maeda, volume knob turner
Adam Kennedy, commercialist
Steven Strahm, archival consultant
SanityisOverrated, breakfast taco folder
Alex Twiston-Davies, “on air” light turner-onner
Marta Wesselhoff, airhorn consultant
Taija Tevia-Clark, catering
J. Scott Jewell, finance
Danny Halloran, audio exports
Sean Dupree, production consultant
James T. King, money incinerator
Shane Kennedy, level twiddler
Daniel Schaefer, creme brulee chef
icewind, air conditioning
David West, understudy
Daniel Nocket, pigeon chaser
Carson Crawford, burrito microwaver
William Withers, mop engineer
Kevin Pigeon, tea consultant
Chinami Wirth, deltoid greaser
Mike Valverde, no introduction necessary
Benjamin Siepser, Chapstick applier
J’Neil Kind, armrest height engineer
Garrick & Jackie Backer, married news team
Christopher Legg, hosiery technician
Jeff Rubatino, room tone producer
Steve Ruzicka, reverb specialist
James McLoughney, laugh track removal
Robert McGuire, ex-CFO
Valan, modeling
Cian Booth, photographer
Clinton Jones, photo deletion
Dennis Owens, carpet repair
Peter Ryan, reupholsterer
Megan McClellan, station historian
Tim McDivitt, lookout
Michael Koes, ceiling maintenance
Chelsea Stearns, thumbs-up-from-control-room-giver
Ben Bennett, sales